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'You mean you can't even read the top line.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Ill next Thursday

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Your Palm

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

When psychics fight.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Reading the Leaves.

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."