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Reading the Leaves.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'The mist is clearing.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

When psychics fight.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'