Keeper Of Secrets T-Shirts

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"...and to my beloved nephew, John... I leave the location of my secret fishing spot!"

"The password is XJF-dkg-0$2-3#q-qq2..."

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You know too much!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.