Guardians Of Secrets T-Shirts

'I am Codex, keeper of the keeper of the secret.'

"He likes it."

dog vs UFO...

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

Bleak House

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

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