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"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Bleak House

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Pet dogs owner thinks her life is boring

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Code Red!

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GarGoalies.

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'Okay, maybe I told a lie — but it wasn't an out-and-out lie!'

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

"He intends to die with dignity. He desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

'I am Codex, keeper of the keeper of the secret.'

Guardian Angel and War Angel.

Detour

Pants on Fire

'Animal Rights'

'I saw him first!'

Doping in Skiing