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'It's not me that can't keep a secret - it's the people I tell!'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Magic Tricks

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Route 666.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'He was an evil king.'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

Reading the Leaves.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Don Quichotte's shadow

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Cone of uncertainty.

Sorry, this cartoon has been redacted

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

"The password is XJF-dkg-0$2-3#q-qq2..."

The purpose Stonehenge served remains open to debate.

'Stoned Circle'

'He's really into comic books.'