Lover Of Secrets Mugs

'It's not me that can't keep a secret - it's the people I tell!'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Magic Tricks

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Route 666.

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

The National Conversation Starts Here

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Reading the Leaves.

Another day, another conquest

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'He was an evil king.'

Don Quichotte's shadow

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Well, here's another ancient civilization that didn't get its security deposit back.

The Burtleys like to have beaches all to themselves.

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Cone of uncertainty.

'Stoned Circle'

"The password is XJF-dkg-0$2-3#q-qq2..."