Seer Of Secrets Mugs

Reading the Leaves.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I'll be right back."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Another day, another conquest

When psychics fight.

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'The mist is clearing.'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017