Seer Of Sights Mugs

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"You're second sighted."

When psychics fight.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Ill next Thursday

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Nostradamus.

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'The mist is clearing.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Reading the Leaves.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Plugged In

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'