Seer Of The Unseen Mugs

'You mean you can't even read the top line.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Ill next Thursday

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Your Palm

A self-filling prophecy.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

When psychics fight.

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."