Seer Of Things Unseen Mugs

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Ill next Thursday

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Nostradamus.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Your Palm

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Plugged In

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."