Seer Of The Stars Mugs

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Reading the Leaves.

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

When psychics fight.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'The mist is clearing.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Nostrildamus.