Seer Of The Stars Prints

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll be right back."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

Reading the Leaves.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

When psychics fight.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'The mist is clearing.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'