Seer Of Spirits Prints

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

Bishop with a crozier case.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"A Freudian guru! What the hell is a Freudian guru?"

Christmas Chopin

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Guru in a maze.

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'