Holiday Spirit Seer Prints

Christmas Chopin

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Snowman

Santa CGI Effect

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

O Christmas Tea

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Kissmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Marley's Ghost

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Maybe this year..."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."