Holiday Spirit Seer Mugs

Christmas Chopin

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Fleas Navidad.

Ice Skater

Snowman

Santa CGI Effect

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Farmer Christmas.

Marley's Ghost

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.