Seer Of Spirits Gifts

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Bishop with a crozier case.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

Guru in a maze.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Christmas Chopin

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'