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'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Treasure Island Book.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I spy with my little eye…"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"That's hardly necessary!"