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'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

Pastorius wonders why.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"That's hardly necessary!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.