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"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"I want to make it with you."

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"I love you in theory."

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

"Wanna be my boo?"

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Toffee for the commentators

"Not one looks like her date's profile pic."

This is Mort Park with breaking news. According to this reporter's secret source … Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell … secretly … watches Dr. Pimple Popper. Scandal!

GOD BLESS OUR UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

"You're right, Perkins! THe smaller basket does make our candy look bigger!"

"He said the one word that drives women crazy...pickleball."

"We have an arrangement."

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

'The important thing to remember is we must forget this ever happened.'

"Jail House rock"

Self-Conscious Girl

Yesterday you said you were once in some mysterious "service" but wouldn

Were you really supposed to be in the 1980 Olympics, Sadie? I DON

'You might stand a ghost of a chance, Edmon, if I believed in ghosts,'