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"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Pet Drone

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

Top Secret Files

MI5 Press Office

'Can you keep a secret?'

Angela Merkel