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'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Exit only.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

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'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."