Supernatural Seer Pillows

'The mist is clearing.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Your Palm

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."