Seer Of The Supernatural Pillows

'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"If only you knew. . ."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

When psychics fight.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Reading the Leaves.

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017