Seer Of The Supernatural Pillows

'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"If only you knew. . ."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

A self-filling prophecy.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

When psychics fight.

Reading the Leaves.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."