Seer Skeptic Pillows

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

Big Medium

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

House of Wishful Thinking