Seer Seeker Pillows

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Crab with a clown face.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's just a tree."

Music downloads

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

New York Netherworld

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Check out this new store."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The subwoofers really help."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Witch dice.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."