Spectre Seeker Pillows

The Paranormal Society...

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's just a tree."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Emergency exit into Space

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

New York Netherworld

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

WHACK!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Welcome Ghost.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Tree Squirrel