Self-help Seer Pillows

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'The Lemming Book Store'

Politicians are from Uranus.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."