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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Trick or treat surprise.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Harvest Data Festival

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

Violin Ghost

Halloween Tree

Witch

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

'Genetically-altered mice, capable of understanding rudimentary sitcoms.'

Creepy Delivery.

Morgue.

I see the computer is down again.

A Spooked Pumpkin.