Spooky Savvy Gifts

Get on with it!

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Facebook/Meta

Trick or treat surprise.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"That's what we look like naked??"

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

Harvest Data Festival

Violin Ghost

Witch

Halloween Tree

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

'Genetically-altered mice, capable of understanding rudimentary sitcoms.'

Creepy Delivery.

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

A Spooked Pumpkin.

I see the computer is down again.