Spooky Season Savant Gifts

"Every Halloween barbeque he goes way over the top."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Get on with it!

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Happy Halloween!

Candy Corn Dracula

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

The October 31 Committee

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'People soup again?'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Witchy Cellist

Just in time for Halloween...

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Grim Singer

Cape costume