Spooky Season Survivor Gifts

Just in time for Halloween...

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Fancy a pint?

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Witchy Cellist

'People soup again?'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

Grim Singer

Cape costume