Spooky Season Survivor T-Shirts

Just in time for Halloween...

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Devi's brew?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'People soup again?'

Witchy Cellist

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The October 31 Committee

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"Introvert."

Cape costume