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'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Fancy a pint?

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

The Bride of Frankenstein

"We need to talk."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'People soup again?'

The October 31 Committee

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Witchy Cellist

Just in time for Halloween...

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Cape costume