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'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Candy Corn Dracula

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee

'People soup again?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Witchy Cellist

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Just in time for Halloween...

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Cape costume