Superstition Savvy Gifts

"Thank God it's just the Grim Reaper of Death. I thought it was a Jehovah's witness."

"Gracie, are you wearing just one shoe? My great tia Cecilia always said that was bad luck...and the only way to fix it was to scrub the bathroom spotless."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

Superstitious Black Cat

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."