Supernatural Strategist Pillows

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"The Crowdfunding"

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

Cyberwarfare

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."