Supernatural Defense Strategist Pillows

Crucifixes $5.00 each (crucifix vending machine next to approaching vampires)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

That's What Happens

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

We have to stop surprising each other.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Mission accomplished.

The Thing That Won't Leave

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

When a nanosecond is forever.

Goalie Wall.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Bloody houseflies...."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Battle.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Drones, Explained

BE.. All that you can BE...

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.