Supernatural Defense Strategist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a supernatural defense strategist? Celebrate their unique skills with our fun and intriguing items that blend fantasy with humor. From mugs to apparel, find a gift that speaks to their mystical prowess and love of the supernatural world. Perfect for fans of the mystical arts who enjoy a clever joke or a thoughtful nod to their protective talents. Whether they’re fighting off spirits or defending against supernatural threats, our products are designed to bring a smile and a sense of pride in their extraordinary role.

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Crucifixes $5.00 each (crucifix vending machine next to approaching vampires)

Crucifixes $5.00 each (crucifix vending machine next to approaching vampires) mockup

Crucifixes $5.00 each (crucifix vending machine next to approaching vampires)

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge." mockup

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

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The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him. mockup

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno." mockup

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

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"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?" mockup

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

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'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?' mockup

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

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Mission accomplished.

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'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .' mockup

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

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"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive." mockup

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

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"I'm afraid there will be more cuts." mockup

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

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'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .' mockup

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

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Goalie Wall.

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'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.' mockup

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

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'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!' mockup

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

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"Bloody houseflies...."

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"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?" mockup

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

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"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?" mockup

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

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When a nanosecond is forever.

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Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan... mockup

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

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"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute." mockup

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

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Battle.

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Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

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'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!' mockup

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

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'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.' mockup

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

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"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

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