
The owner is motivated.
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The owner is motivated.
That's What Happens
"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."
A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'
"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."
"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"
We have to stop surprising each other.
The Thing That Won't Leave
Mission accomplished.
'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'
'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'
"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."
'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'
'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'
Goalie Wall.
"Bloody houseflies...."
When a nanosecond is forever.
"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"
"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"
Snowman has cage protecting his nose.
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
Battle.
Afghanistan 2001 and 2021
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"
Drones, Explained
'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'
'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'
"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."
"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."
"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"
Dronin'
Syria / Israel.
'Smart' missiles spell out the message.
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