Superhero Strategist Gifts

"Could the Queen beat up Superman?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Cardiac Recovery.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Foxhole - digging robot

Trouble everywhere...

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse