Comic Adventure Strategist Gifts

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Now you can send it."

"Shred the plank."

"...it's another metal detector."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

If cartoonists fought wars.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

Joan of Arch

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'