Comic Adventure Strategist Pillows

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Now you can send it."

"Shred the plank."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"...it's another metal detector."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

If cartoonists fought wars.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Joan of Arch

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'