Adventure Strategist Pillows

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

A fight in the Boardroom.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Thomas Mann.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Pirate