Adventure Strategist Gifts

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

A fight in the Boardroom.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Thomas Mann.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"