Adventure Planners Gifts

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Fishing boat.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"