Self-defence Strategist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a self-defense strategist? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products designed for those who master the art of protection. From clever mugs to inspirational prints, find something that reflects their sharp skills and confident personality. Whether they’re practicing daily or just love to stay prepared, our items make perfect surprises that combine humor and motivation.

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Mugger put off by smelly runner

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Overjumpers

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Martial Arts

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"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge." mockup

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Mod Kwan Doh

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno." mockup

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

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"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?" mockup

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

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Mission accomplished.

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Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!' mockup

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

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"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself mockup

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

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'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?' mockup

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

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Martial Arts

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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

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Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive." mockup

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

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'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .' mockup

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

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Self-defence Strategist Gifts Collection

Self-defence Strategist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for self-defense strategists—clever, empowering, and just the right amount of witty.

Self-defence Strategist Pillows

Browse our pillows that inspire and motivate—excellent for the home or training area of a self-defense strategist.

Self-defence Strategist Prints

Discover inspiring prints that celebrate tactical prowess and confident living—ideal for decorating their space.

Self-defence Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts that honor strategic thinking and confidence—perfect for any self-defense fan.