Mugger put off by smelly runner
Self-defence Strategist Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their strategic mindset—perfect for a self-defense enthusiast who loves a good punchline with their coffee.
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
Women's Martial Arts Center
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
That's What Happens
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
Martial Arts
Mod Kwan Doh
"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
KAWAII T'AI CHI
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."
"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"
They Are Not Going to Take Me
We have to stop surprising each other.
A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself
Mission accomplished.
'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'
Martial Arts
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
The Thing That Won't Leave
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'
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