Self-defence Advocate Mugs

"Just off to the feast mother and don't worry, I've packed my mace."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Justice 4 Ron

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

In case of fire call yourself.

No Tread on Me

The power of positive affirmations

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

The Karate Master

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Muggers.

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members."

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

'My wife gave me a pair of nunchucks for my birthday -- I think she's trying to kill me!'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

Before There Was Pepper Spray

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

'You should never have convinced her to take karate lessons in the first place, mate.'

"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

Modern Self Defense