Start the day with a mug that champions your self-protection ethos. Perfect for anyone who values independence and strength, our mugs make empowering statements with a dash of humor.
Don't be threatened by my handgun. I'm just exercising my 2nd-amendment rights. You're not threatening me? No sir. I might even protect you. I'm a law-abiding citizen looking to help keep the peace. So if some punk comes in here and starts acting crazy, I'll blast him away! Pop, pop, pop! Feel better? So much. You have no idea.
The Anti-Agent
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"Too crowded. Let's go."
Pool attached to child's bed.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
Man using to much bug spray
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Getting the hang of it?"
"Yes, I'm alone."
Police Statetion
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Mod Kwan Doh
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"Careful."
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
The Best Defense
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
Privacy
CCTV in church.
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
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