Self-defense Strategist Gifts

Searching for a gift tailored to a self-defense strategist? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their passion for protection and strategy with a fun, creative flair. Show appreciation for their skills and dedication with a unique gift that resonates with their interest in personal safety and tactical thinking.

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"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."

"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns." mockup

"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."

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'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.' mockup

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

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"So, It's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

"So, It's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?" mockup

"So, It's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

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Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve. mockup

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

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Before There Was Pepper Spray

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"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray." mockup

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

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'Prowlers Welcome.'

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'Maybe you should ease up on the burglar.'

'Maybe you should ease up on the burglar.' mockup

'Maybe you should ease up on the burglar.'

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"I'm waiting fro him to draw first." mockup

"I'm waiting fro him to draw first."

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Modern Self Defense

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"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members."

"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members." mockup

"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members."

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Overjumpers

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"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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Martial Arts

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Mod Kwan Doh

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?" mockup

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

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Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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Martial Arts

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"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

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Mission accomplished.

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A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself mockup

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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When a nanosecond is forever.

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Self-defense Strategist Gifts Collection

Self-defense Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for self-defense strategists—find a clever and inspiring piece that fits their bold personality.

Self-defense Strategist Pillows

Looking for a cozy way to celebrate their expertise? Our pillows feature fun and inspiring designs suited for any self-defense enthusiast.

Self-defense Strategist Prints

Bring their space to life with prints that depict the art of self-defense—ideal for inspiring and amusing any strategist.

Self-defense Strategist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase their tactical mindset—perfect for daily wear and expressing their passion for strategic self-defense.