Self-defense Fanatic Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone passionate about self-defense? Find cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their commitment to safety, empowerment, and the art of self-defense with a playful twist.

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'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!' mockup

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

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Overjumpers

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"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Mod Kwan Doh

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Martial Arts

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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Martial Arts

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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

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Martial arts and clumsiness.

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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Stun-gun target practice.

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'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney." mockup

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

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'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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Man fights with his shadow.

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Self-defense Fanatic Gifts Collection

Self-defense Fanatic Mugs

Discover our range of self-defense fanatic mugs, perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and a reminder of their strength every morning.

Self-defense Fanatic Pillows

Find the perfect self-defense-inspired pillows to add a cozy and empowering touch to any room.

Self-defense Fanatic Prints

Browse our vibrant self-defense prints that celebrate strength, confidence, and a playful spirit—ideal for decorating any space with attitude.

Self-defense Fanatic T-Shirts

Explore our collection of self-defense themed t-shirts—ideal for those who wear their passion on their sleeve with humor and style.